I've got this Centarian friend, Rarf. He's a veritable treasure trove of nifty anecdotes. Just the other day I ambled over to his hut and he says to me, "Okay, now you getting on Rarf's bad side. What part of restraining order do your little Earther pea brain not get? You come around here one more time and Rarf gonna tie a knot in your keister and force feed you two or three gallons of Remmian laxative."
What a cut-up my good friend Rarf is!
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